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Buster and I moan and grumble about a lot of the things Mister Tom does. We reluctantly let him keep our fur coats brushed and stripped. He pokes around to keep our ears cleaned and toe nails clipped. If our feeties get muddy outside he washes them off with warm water when we get in the house. We make a fuss even though we are rewarded with treats.<\/span><\/p>\n There is never enough kibble in our food bowls. Instead of all kibble, Mister Tom puts icky vegetables in our bowls! Only rarely do we get stinky canned salmon (our favorite) with our kibble. He makes lots and lots of dehydrated sweet potato chips as treats for us. But, he is awfully stingy in handing out treats. He NEVER <\/i>gives us enough treats during the day.<\/span> OUR LAMENTS<\/span><\/strong> (Copyright 2014 by Captain Eddie and Buster J. Brown)<\/span><\/p>\n We grouse and fidget at his attention, We know when he\u2019ll commence, Bowls filled with food we hungrily gobble, When we\u2019re offered treats quite tasty, Buster and I moan and grumble about a lot of the things Mister Tom does. We reluctantly let him keep our fur coats brushed and stripped. He pokes around to keep our ears cleaned and toe nails clipped. If our … Continue reading
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\nEspecially when it\u2019s not our intention,
\nTo have our coats brushed clean,
\nRenewing their softness and sheen.<\/p>\n
\nSome other grooming offense,
\nMaintaining our handsome appearance,
\nHe\u2019s greeted by our impertinence.<\/p>\n
\nBarely taking a breather to swallow.
\nInstead of taking time to relish and savor,
\nIn blink of an eye it\u2019s all devoured.<\/p>\n
\nOur attention focused quite hastily.
\nActing as if verging on starvation,
\nOther interests quickly abandoned.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"