ESCAPE

Eddie here. I’m the mostly brown-colored dog. Mister Tom says I am a deliriously happy. My bobbed tail is wagging most of the time. He also says that I am filled with goodness (mostly). I have lived with Mister Tom and Buster for less than a year.

Just like with Buster, we go to obedience classes. Buster has been doing this obedience stuff for a long, long time. Buster gets to go to obedience trials to show how smart he is. I have not entered obedience trials, yet. I am still trying to get better at doing the things Mister Tom asks me. There are a lot of good things about working with him. The best thing is that I get praise and treats.

ESCAPE (Copyright 2013 by Captain Eddie)

We train but I do all the work,
“Eddie come,” “sit,” “heel” the words most spoke.

Heeling pace from slow to fast,
How much longer can I last?

On long sits and downs I wait,
Then we heel the figure-eight.

Urges to sniff the floor are strong,
I can’t hold out this long!

I’m given an opening on recalls lead-less,
When opportunity presents itself.

First I sit, then I stay,
As Mister Tom walks away.

He stops, turns ’round, then booms “Eddie come,”
Here it is, my chance to run!

And run I do around the room,
Avoiding capture, although capture looms.

I’m busted by his sneakiness,
Tricked by offers of treats, no less.

Lead back attached to collar,
This, the indignity I suffer.

Though my freedom may have been fleeting,
Spirit renewed, my escape most exhilarating!