Hi, this is Eddie, the mostly brown-colored fellow. Mister Tom says I am a deliriously happy dog. My bob-tail is constantly wagging. I wag my tail when Mister Tom and I are working on obedience stuff. Even when Mister Tom corrects me when we are working on obedience stuff my tail is still wagging. When we go on car rides, of which I am not particularly fond, I wag my tail and jump in the car or pickup truck. I get so happy at times that I want to jump up and say hello. Mister Tom does not want me doing that. I do get intensely focused on playing with my toys and chewing on my chew toys. But, if you say my name, “Eddie,” my tail starts wagging and I will bring my toy over to you.
One day Mister Tom was preparing our dinner in the kitchen. Buster and I were closely watching him to see if he added anything extra like bananas or apples or stinky potted meat (oh boy)! I was standing next to the bottom cabinet when my wagging tail made a knocking sound against the cabinet. Buster barked because he thought someone was at the front door, so I barked because Buster barked. Mister Tom looked at us and called us knuckleheads! Can you imagine?

Smiling Eddie
DELIRIOUS (Copyright 2014 by Captain Eddie)
There is joy in almost all my life,
Few things to cause me strife.
Elation hearing a treat bag rustle,
Ne’er a sound could be more blissful.
Euphoria in an outing of any sort,
Always a chance to run and cavort.
Glee in knowing I’ve done a job well,
I’ve learned how to take the dumbbell!
Bliss when belly rubs given,
Acting as though I’m smitten.
Hearty tail wags will always exclaim,
Happiness in just hearing my name.
A comforting sense of well-being,
Delight in just knowing the daily routine.
And if you’re ever sad or glum,
I’ll eagerly share my delirium.